Player's Lounge: The absolute worst play ever in the history of poker

Of course it is at the .01/.02 tables. Each person here gets 10k for being at the table and 100k + bonuses to win the hand. Even if you go all in and lose they are roughly +$9,995 and you have the shot at 100K

Talk about pot odds 90K / for less less then $5

The idiots always get the breaks!!!

PokerStars Game #10000000000: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02) - 2007/05/19 - 16:51:40 (ET)

Table 'Venusia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button

Seat 1: Rechargeable ($4.83 in chips)

Seat 2: inwooke ($1.73 in chips)

Seat 3: The_Moog ($6.43 in chips)

Seat 4: XTedForrestX ($2.95 in chips)

Seat 5: Ferius ($3.10 in chips)

Seat 6: justine0003 ($0.82 in chips)

Ferius: posts small blind $0.01

justine0003: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

HostJeff [observer] said, "Guess what?"

justine0003 said, "?"

The_Moog said, "wowowow"

HostJeff [observer] said, "Don't leave your seat -- you're all winners."

The_Moog said, "YES"

Ferius said, "w2eet"

HostMarkW [observer] said, "congratulations guys"

XTedForrestX said, "jfdklsa'sfjsd"

XTedForrestX said, "wow"

XTedForrestX said, "yeah baby"

The_Moog said, "my buttons are gone"

The_Moog said, "all in"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "Welcome to the biggest hand of 1 cent 2 cent ever"

justine0003 said, "how much do we win!!"

HostJeff [observer] said, "Moog -- the hand has not started yet"

The_Moog said, "thanks"

HostJeff [observer] said, "We're letting the suspense build. Stay in your seat."

MktgScottY [observer] said, "Do each of you understand you have just won at least $10,000"

Ferius said, "can me make a deal?"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "It took 5 years 8 months to get to this hand."

The_Moog said, "i had that feeling"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "Welcome to the 10 Billionth hand. From everyone at PokerStars we thank you for making this possible."

XTedForrestX said, "yes make a deal"

XTedForrestX said, "lets chop it up"

justine0003 said, "ya lets do it"

XTedForrestX said, "i agree"

The_Moog said, "aGREE"

Rechargeable said, "Yes, if that is possible"

Ferius said, "chop it"

XTedForrestX said, "shyt load of money for us"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "All 6 of you will win at least $10,000 + a WCOOP Main Event ticket"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "No deals are possible"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "Winner of this hand will win at least $100,000."

The_Moog said, "cool, i have a good hand to win "

XTedForrestX said, "i seriously have AKs, but don't think it's worth to risk it"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "Do you have any questions?"

The_Moog said, "lets do it before i get a disconnect"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "All 6 ready?"

XTedForrestX said, "where's the support?"

justine0003 said, "is this real"

justine0003 said, "and how do we get our money"

XTedForrestX said, "support"

XTedForrestX said, "help"

Ferius said, "lets go"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "Yes this is the 10 Billionth hand Congratulations!!!"

HostJeff [observer] said, "Ted, Scotty *is* support -- he just has green chat, not red. I'll let him handle this -- I'm just watching."

MktgScottY [observer] said, "The money will be added to your account within 10 minutes."

XTedForrestX said, "can we chop?"

XTedForrestX said, "please"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "No, the winning hand will win the $100,000"

justine0003 said, "and everyone else?"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "$10,000+ to the other 5 players"

XTedForrestX said, "can't we chop, and leave a certain amoutn to winner?"

XTedForrestX said, "not 100k"

XTedForrestX said, "little nutss"

HostJeff [observer] said, "Ted, no, deals are not permitted here."

Ferius said, "i want that"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "Let the best hand win"

The_Moog said, "gl table"

MktgScottY [observer] said, "Here we go"

Rechargeable: raises $4.81 to $4.83 and is all-in

inwooke: folds

The_Moog: raises $1.60 to $6.43 and is all-in

XTedForrestX: folds

Ferius: calls $3.09 and is all-in

justine0003: calls $0.80 and is all-in

*** FLOP *** [Ac Kc Td]

*** TURN *** [Ac Kc Td] [9c]

*** RIVER *** [Ac Kc Td 9c] [8h]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Rechargeable: shows [5c 4d] (high card Ace)

The_Moog: shows [9h Th] (two pair, Tens and Nines)

The_Moog collected $3.31 from side pot-2

Ferius: mucks hand

The_Moog collected $6.49 from side pot-1

justine0003: shows [3c 8c] (a flush, Ace high)

justine0003 collected $3.13 from main pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $13.58 Main pot $3.13. Side pot-1 $6.49. Side pot-2 $3.31. | Rake $0.65

Board [Ac Kc Td 9c 8h]

Seat 1: Rechargeable showed [5c 4d] and lost with high card Ace

Seat 2: inwooke folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 3: The_Moog showed [9h Th] and won ($9.80) with two pair, Tens and Nines

Seat 4: XTedForrestX (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: Ferius (small blind) mucked

Seat 6: justine0003 (big blind) showed [3c 8c] and won ($3.13) with a flush, Ace highLast edited by pistonhead36 on Mon May 21, 2007 5:55 pm; edited 1 time in total

He actually held 24o. What he meant by risk was he wanted to chop the $100,000. Instead of one person getting $100,000 and the rest getting $10,000, he wanted everyone to get $25,000.

Not sure why the so called admins are observers, but it is the 100000000000000000000000 hand (give or take a couple zeros) and in emails sent out they mentioned the prizes, cubbiesLast edited by pistonhead36 on Mon May 21, 2007 5:58 pm; edited 1 time in total

This has already been posted.

XTedForrestX's response on 2+2:

lol - I actually didnt read what you wrote before hand, and was thinking WTF - he folded........what a moron!!! Yes that is definately the worst play I have ever seen......unbelieveable.......mind you, great ROI for the others there!!!